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broadcasting from my bedroom · no grown-ups were involved · est. 1997

LAST UPDATED: 14 FEB 1997 ★ U R VISITOR NO. 001337 ★ STILL NOT FINISHED

Under My Bed

You found it. Everything important in my life is stored here, in a strict system nobody else is allowed to understand or tidy.

  • A shoebox labelled TREASURE (do not open) (it is mostly bottle caps) (the caps are sorted).
  • Comics, in order. The order is the point.
  • Emergency biscuits, unrelated to Dad's tin, from a separate supply chain.
  • One torch (the good one). One torch (the decoy). One sock, unmatched, kept for morale.

The house remembers you came by — it wrote your name down in pencil, under the bed, where the pencil lives.

Back to the porch · See the tally on the site map

Pixel Snoopy, asleep on his doghouse.

  • ★ GOLDEN MOTH AWARD, 1997 ★
  • ★ BEST KEPT SECRET — THE PLUM TREE GAZETTE ★
  • ★ ZERO COMPLAINTS (the complaints form is under my bed) ★

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© 1997 DAMIEN ★ no rights reserved, except the biscuit tin ★ if u can read this, u r 2 close 2 the screen ★

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